Hey, Kellyanne

What can I tell you? I couldn’t resist this one, just kept going through my head all day the way a tune does.

Well, they sent Kellyanne back for rewiring after the Ivanka thing, and then they let her out this morning to talk about the Trump Tower wiretap allegation.

Wow.

They are going to have to put her back in the shop for more work because she really had — well she really had her wires crossed.

Which reminds me of a tune, snappy one from a few years back. If you’re old as me, maybe you remember it.

Adapted chorus goes (homage to “The Hollies”):

Hey, Kellyanne, what’s your game now
Can anybody play
Hey, Kellyanne, what’s your game now
Can anybody play

See you next month, probably, maybe, though could be the last chance Kellyanne — see how it goes the next time.

Maybe Elon Musk can make you self-drive because the mechanics at the White House? They just seem to send you off in the wrong direction — like every time.

Kellyanne, you are an auto-drive caution, unsafe at any and every speed.