Couldn’t help myself. Didn’t want to so it just came and I posted this to FB tonight and so I’ll enter it here.
Musings. A drama. Off off off off off off Broadway. So far off it’s awful offal like the man. The setting. The Rose Garden. All the roses are dead. The plot: Comes a tsunami in November. Both houses. Impeachment looms. The imbecile resigns. Dialogue; a soliloquy: “Got everything done I said I would, you can go back, check the list, check it all off. Mike’ll do a great job with the rest, knows how to put women in their place; back in the 14th Century. But he’s a great guy, loyal guy, bent over every time I told him to, really good guy. He’ll get the rest done but, you know, he prays a lot; for bad things to happen to people we don’t like. Says it’s Christian. I wouldn’t know. Me? I could care less. Only shmucks pray. I don’t pray. Don’t have too. I’m big, really big, bigger than God. I’m great, absolutely great. Going back to what I’m really good at. Business. I’m a great businessman. Just ask all the people I left behind as roadkill. I got more to kill on the road. What? What? What? What’s dementia. What, what, what dementia? Who’s fat. I’m not fat. I weigh 239, naked like I was with Stormy, a trim, fighting 239. Oh, right,faburlous, amazing, the best, my all time favorite — ‘lock’er up’. Lock up who? I dunno know, never did. Lock’er up. Oh Flynn ? What? They already locked him up. They didn’t lock him up? He made a deal? Whats’ the deal. Remember, I’m the deal-maker, I’m the great business man, the greatest ever. Just ask Sarah, she tells any lie I tell her to tell. Every day she loves to lie for me; eats another box of cookies and goes out and tells more lies for me. Love liars. Roger, Jared, Ivanka, oh, I v’ant Ivanka. Yah, I know it’s sick but God couldn’t have made Ivanka. Only I could, so only I should have her. My daughter, she’s my kind of woman, that’s why mine always look like her. Jared? My kind of people, just don’t turn your back to him. Write him a check, he likes checks, loves the Saudis. Talk about check books, whoa, they got big check books! And camels. They got camels.
Great people the Saudis, spend a lot of money at my hotel. The best, the best, the best..” (Stage Direction: Exit off the far edge of the world, fall into space, revolve forever, shouting “Lock me up, lock me up, lock…”