Debate

Gabbard: Weird, peculiar, confused, suspect (could/should lose House seat in primary).

Beto: Inch deep silly platitude-man, knows next to nothing.

Castro: Benign, served in cabinet, could again, about it.

Booker: Oh, goodness – little bit of this, little bit of that, little bit of nothing.

Yang: Sorry, where’s the Ying? Well-meaning jerk but — but  a jerk.

Steyer: Entitled jerk = fool.

Harris: Clever, shrewd, tricky, unready, phony, programmed, mostly uninformed.

Biden:  Disaster, confused, unsure, hesitant, inarticulate, irrelevant — loyal father

Sanders: Lev Bronshtein redux, knows he’s right because everyone else wrong (see impatient face).

Warren: Exposed, artless dodger, converted Republican, has can’t be paid plans, predictable, snarky, smug.

Buttigieg: Sensible, articulate, facile, perfect but…

Klobuchar: Smart, focused, pointed, centrist, capable, knows stuff, WINNER.